Kui ikka asjad täitsa persse läevad, siis valige suhtumine alljärgnevast
valikust vastavalt veendumustele:

Taoism: Shit happens!
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit!
Hinduism: This shit happened before!
Sikhism: Leave our shit alone!
Islam: If shit happens, it is the shit of Allah!
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, Hare, Hare!
Catholicism: You shall not prevent this shit to happen!
Agnosticism: Does shit happen?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Optimism: Next shit to happen will be better!
Pessimism: This shit will never stop happening!
Freudism: Shit happened already in your childhood!
Stalinism: If shit happens, it will be deported!
Bushism: Oops, shit happened again!
Maximalism: If shit happens, it better be perfect!
Pragmatism: If shit happens, go change your pants!
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Nihilism: No shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Mulderism: Shit is somewhere out there!
Googleism: Shit happens somewhere? Finde it here!
Greenpeace: Compost happens!
Libertarian: Legalize all kinde of shit!
Rastaism: Shit happens, let's smoke it!
Internetism: Shit happens, let's but it in internet! (Internet is shit)






Shit never will stop happening! ;) Ou shit!

PS. kes aga teab veel erinevaid versioone mõttemaailmatest, antagu aga teada..

EDIT: ja juba ma leidsingi midagi palju enamat - Religion Shit List
EDIT2: mõni suisa blogib seda ;)